Animal Poop, Endangering the World

I just laughed when I saw this ad from the Illinois River Watershed Partnership (IRWP). So, they are really worried about little old Fido pooping outdoors. I wonder, what about all those other creatures of the forest. Heck, there must be millions of animals out there just pooping all over the forest. Quick, some one must tell the IRWP about all those animals pooping up the place. God knows how many tons of animal waste are being washed into our streams and rivers. Some one needs to be out there cleaning up all that poop. Heavens! Animals pooping for millions of years in the forests, fields and rivers. It's more disastrous than global warming!