Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Another Pig Waddles Up to the Gov Trough

Well, everyone else has been asking for a bailout why not the
porn industry?
There is a lot of stiff competition for the bailout money. I'm sure the Democratically-controlled Congress can come up with an appropriate stimulus package. You can be sure that Barney Frank isn’t going to let the porn business fail. There is something a bit strange about their reason for a bailout.

But according to Flynt the recession has acted like a national cold shower. “People are too depressed to be sexually active,” Flynt says, “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.”

Somebody out there is having a lot more sex. The CDC has just
reported that births and fertility rates increased for most states, age groups, and race and Hispanic origin groups. Arkansas, Arizona, Oklahoma, Nevada, Tennessee, Kentucky and Georgia round out the top ten based on the final 2006 numbers.

People out there are still having sex they are just not giving Flynt his cut of the action. Anyway, make way for a nationalized porn industry. I did hear that Pres. Clinton volunteered to be the new Porn Czar.

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