Our Monsters Succumbing to Global Warming

Have you been dreaming of going to Scotland to hunt for Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster? Well, you had better cancel those plans. It seems that Nessie might be a victim of global warming.

LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years.... The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast.... Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

Does this mean Sasquatch and Godzilla are next?